CrookedCharismaNewOrleans

DAMN IT!

2010-03-12T23:44:00.000-08:00

I just found out that my college mentor and friend, Dr. Jean D'Amato just passed away. I can not even explain how this makes me feel. She was such a FUCKING amazing person. With her death comes an understanding of history that no other person can understand, a profound International Scholar that had an impact on me that few will ever understand. Di Mei!

Back to Work Soon

2010-03-01T02:54:00.000-08:00

Well, I start back too work on Tuesday. The pneumonia is cleared but I still have a touch of bronchitis. Oh and by the way, my stuffed monkies are not talking too me any more so the medication seems too be working hehe. Also, in two weeks i will be going back for a full physical and a prescription of chantix to quit smoking. I realized the other night what a strange life I live, good, but odd. I have pretty much quit tours altogether and although that will dampen my checking account, I realize I am just tired of dealing with multiple jobs and everything else. I feel weird having missed so much work, but I also know there was little else too be done. I am also starting online classes at Delgado this week for my Professional Development Plan. I am kind of excited about this even though it is just an online course. I also have all my information in to Delgado so during the Summer or this Fall I may also be taking a few management classes as well, perhaps working toward a Masters even. Tomorrow marks the return of Thomas back into the fold which makes me very happy, I have missed our little Teefus. Can't sleep tonight, had too take an anti-histimin (sp?) for my congestion and the stuff keeps me up for hours, but tomorrow I need to get up early and get rent paid. Did anyone else forget that february only has 28 days in it? Anyway, I hope you all are doing well and sorry if I haven't been in touch a lot as of late, but if nothing else, I am addicted to facebook (Fishville, Fish World, and Farmville). So if I accidentally send you something and you do not play, please don't be offended, just let me know, I try to customize my messages just to the ones who use the games.

Mardi Gras is Over!

2010-02-20T15:16:00.000-08:00

Well I have not posted anything through-out the Mardi Gras season as it tends to the busiest time of the year for us. It was a good time this year, a little crowded as always but I mostly avoided parades and such and opted more for enjoying hanging-out at Lafittes, the Lantern, and Starlight. Crime-wise, it wasn't too bad in comparision to other Mardi Gras' but we did have a house fire on Bourbon Street and I don't believe anyone was hurt. As for me, well Lundi Gras night, I started having coughing/sneexing fits. Couldn't get into the doctor til Friday, but found out that over Mardi Gras, I developed pneumonia. I am on "bed-rest" til next week in part becuase I am contagious, but hey, at least I am not the hopsital again hehe.I do have to say I am very glad I changed doctors back in October. It is nice walking into a doctors office, him examine you and say definitively, this is what you have and here is what we are going too do..Antibiotic injection with steroid injection chaser to kick it off followed by two more oral antibiotics and cough medicine with Aleve for the strained muscles (oh yeah, in one of coughing fits I pulled a muscle in my chect and in my right arm, nice huh?) But if want to say Hi too me, you won't find around the quarter, and highly suggest carrier pidgeon so you don't get too close. hehehe

She Better Be Glad She is Goldie Hawn's Daughter

2010-02-03T23:26:00.000-08:00

I am used to filming causing chaos in New Orleans with parking and such, but why does it have to interfere with drag shows hehehhee. Tonight, Coca was supposed to perform at Oz but pretty much every drag queen in New Orleans was at a filming for Katie Hudson's new movie. Needless to say, the show got cancelled/made very late although I waited as long as I could.. I am really just joking, I think it is awesome that our drag/transsexual community got a feature on a major movie. Now I am excited to see it! *NOTICE* I talked to Ken today and he will be here the Friday before Mardi Gras. I also hung-out with Jeff and Tim tonight, think I neglected to mention Tim is now an official teach at Delgado! Part-time, but we are keeping our fingers crossed. And beyond that, WHO DAT (copyright the family Bourbon not the NFL!).

Mardi Gras is Upon Us

2010-02-01T07:39:00.000-08:00

Sorry I have not posted in a while but for some reason blogger has not allowed me too log-in. Things are going well. I have dramatically cut-back on tours which financially sucks, but I just can't keep going like I used too. Lets face it we are all getting older and can't do like we were 20. I love the energy in the city right now with the Super Bowl and Mardi Gras, this should be an exciting month coming-up! I also got registered at Delgado to take some management courses on-line which I am hoping will help me better manage the rangers. Beyond that, I took time for myself this weekend, did some laundry, got my room cleaned-up, and rested. I really should do that more often. I like going to drag shows and all, but five in one week is too much which is what I did two weeks ago. Coca, Marcy, Zsa Zsa and Princess better appreciate the love hehehe. Will post again soon, blogger permitting.

Lets Talk About Bias Verses Ignorance

2010-01-16T01:20:00.000-08:00

Ok one social blog: I grew-up in Texas and delt with a lot social conflict such as racism, classism, and homophobia. One of the reasons I moved to New Orleans was to avoid such things. Yes we have social conflict here in New Orleans but it is something that is not acceptable in my circles, but it seems ok to stereotype me as a Texan, being arrogent, self-involved and cocky. This was pointed out to me tonight. Seriously? I will joke about stereotypes, basically because they are ignorant spweings of people, but to meet someone that refuses to accept me as an intelligent person because of where I was born is offensive. Like I said, not too rant too much, but give me a break. That is like saying someone from California can not eat meat. Made my point? hehehe

Are We Still Talking About Poncho's Butt Plug? - Lance

2010-01-07T21:44:00.001-08:00

Tonight was Ringo and it was pretty fun, I am just a little disappointed that not many of the regulars were there.Today I started my day with a homeless person who died last night during the freeze night. We try to get the homeless help whenever possible, but I feel more needs to be done, including more training for my rangers. This is something that has plagued me all day. I have dealt with death on many levels throughout my life, but this is something that is just senseless and makes me upset on a very personal level. With this being said, please do not give the homeless money, encourage them to go to the shelters, specifically the Mission, so they do not take cash, buy alcohol and greater endanger themselves. Sorry, I do not tend to make political posts but this is weighing on me right now.

Happy New Years!

2010-01-03T17:23:00.000-08:00

New Years was interesting this year albeit odd. I spent most of my time at Lafittes which is unusual since I usually hang at the Lantern, although I did stop-by. Ken came into town and just left this afternoon. I managed to miss most of the shows going on over the weekend but tonight I am suppose to go to Coca's show at Oz. Haven't decided if I am going to bring my camera. I really didn't take any pictures this weekend and also didn't go to the river too see the fireworks. Like I said it was an odd weekend. I think I was just ready to get the past year over and done with. Seems like it was pretty bad for most everybody. I really hope this coming year will be better.

It's Never About Delivering a Joke. It Is Always About Delivering the Truth - Goldie Hawn

2009-12-28T11:27:00.000-08:00

Well, Christmas is over and not a lot to report. Been hanging-out with friends some, but very upset about the Saints losing again. I feel it is my fault since a rare event occurred for me both nights they lost, but I digress. Tonight a tour, tomorrow who the hell knows.

"Ladies pinch, only whores use rouge!"

2009-12-26T23:53:00.000-08:00

Speaking of which, where is my rouge? Anyway, I had a good Christmas this year, very laid-back. I woke-up at some ungodly hour (6 am does exist). Went to Lafittes and waited for Will to get off work then we went to Jeff and Coca's to cook. We did chicken and dumplings, green bean casserole, and garlic mashed tators. It was uber-good. Then we took a nap, well I took a nap, Will pretty much went to bed since he had to work that morning at 5am. I ventured off to Starlight for their show, and yes the pics are forth-coming. I had a good time! I really needed something low-stress and fun. Tonight I had a tour and tomorrow I have to finish-up payroll then perhaps a little bit of fun. I am thinking I will take Monday off since this coming weekend is Sugar Bowl so I know I will have to be working a good-bit. I hope you all had a special Holiday and with luck we can get through New Years unscathed. Tomorrow I also HAVE to clean-up my room a bit, I have been letting it go. I just spend so little time here that is kind of snow-balls. Hehehe, I said balls.

Bizzare Christmas

2009-12-24T20:45:00.000-08:00

I am disturbed by the fact that my standarded bar is doing nothing for Christmas. I have spent years going there for this time of year, for those of us that do not have "blood family" here. Our family in the city is very important so I am pretty pissed-off. Yes I have places to go and places to hang-out but damn, traditions are now broken. I hate this stuff...

Insert Witty Title Here

2009-12-22T13:38:00.000-08:00

Well things are moving along right now. I have taken several days off this week in an effort to use up some PTO (payed time off) before I lose it at the end of the year. I am kind of annoyed with my doctor because I get the impression I will not be able to get an appointment again till after the New Year. Today I got a Christmas card in the mail from my dad with a check in it. I always feel wierd about him giving me money, at this point in my life I can pretty much take of things myself and I would rather see that money go to getting something he wants. But I also know he would through a fit if I tried to return it. I also have tomorrow off and am comtemplating going for a drink tonight. Decisions must be made Mary!

Where'd my thingy go?!?! Oh it is between Sam's legs. -Shelley

2009-12-20T08:48:00.000-08:00

Well not a lot going on other than work of course. Met a couple over the weekend that was really cool and fun to hang with. I have several friends around but it isn't often I get to hang-out with them. Right now I am just so over the cold weather, but at least that god-aweful rain is done for the moment at least, so I am hoping this nagging cold will go away soon. I have recently realized I have such an odd life hehe

Expose

2009-12-15T21:59:00.000-08:00

I realize that one of the reasons I stopped blogging is because people tend to irritate the piss out of me sometimes. I just don't understand how conflict occurs. If you do not like them just don't talk to them, why does it have to be drama? I accept the fact that some people hate me...I am ok with that. I was not put here on this planet to entertain people, just help where I can. Which is what I try to do.

Holidays...enough said!

2009-12-14T00:29:00.000-08:00

Had a nice night tonight, just had sometime with my roomie and friends. Coca's show was nice but I think we are all too tired from last night's party. I also got our shower fixed and our heat working today so I am uber-toasty which I need!I also scared my roomie tonight with large ceramic monkies on her chair..I thought it was funny but she does not share my appreciation for such things hehe

I have a pussy tingle and leaf plates-Emma

2009-12-10T22:16:00.000-08:00

Tonight was a fun night at Ringo. There were a lot of regulars and not a huge crowd. Even Wilhemina made an apperance. Ken is officially in town so this should be a fun weekend once I deal with work. I love hanging-out with friends, just wished I had more nights with a great mix. There were only a few missing tonight. I have got to get the heat fixed from the apartment manager, but I also am looking for a new room mate if anyone knows of someone.

Back to Blogging

2009-12-09T12:50:00.000-08:00

Well I have taken a bit of time off from blogging as there has been a lot going on with the holidays. Thanksgiving was a lot of fun. Ken came into town and we went around to all the hang-outs and ate some amazing food. I also went over to Brandon's for some wine and even more food, then back too the Lantern for the last couple of rounds of Ringo then I was quite done to say the least. I am not sure what is in store for Christmas, but i suspect I will be doing more of the same since I am not able to go home this year again. We just got some super heavy new jackets in for the rangers and work is going well, we just have a lot going on between the holidays, Sugar Bowl coming-up and everything else. But I promise to post more frequently regardless.

Kevingo

2009-11-13T00:45:00.000-08:00

Kevin hosted Ringo tonight and he did an amazing job! We literally laughed till our ribs hurt. And yes I gave Glenn a little back massage hehehe. I like nights like this! No offense to Mary, but it was a hit!

Happier Times

2009-11-11T23:00:00.000-08:00

Sorry things have been a bit negative but right at this moment things are going pretty well. My sister is good, my aunt is responding to treatment, and I am good. I had a fun time talking to friends tonight and am feeling a little more up-spirited. I just got overwhelmed at some point. But tonight just hanging with cool people makes it all better :)

Hairless Pussy (from a conversation last night)

2009-11-11T00:01:00.000-08:00

My sister had surgery today for her neck and back. She is doing ok but in a lot of pain. Aunt Betty started radiation treatment and seems to be ok as well. I feel so pulled to home that I do not know what to do, my dad says it isn't that bad but I kind of feel he is in denial. But I also have some personal stuff going on as well. The end of the year tends to be a bad time for my family, and I am just over-whelmed. Although my coumidin level is good so apparently I will not have problems anytime soon. So much to do and so little time....

New Post

2009-11-08T19:06:00.000-08:00

Sorry I have been slow in posting but my aunt who basically raised me is doing very bad. This year is not going well, it seems everything is going bad. It happens but damn.

VENTING!!!

2009-10-21T20:47:00.000-07:00

This is going to be a nasty negative blog, so just be warned. I have dedicated my life to my job which I think I do well. I will not go into detail but I am really upset that after three years in this position, I now have a mark on my record from a poor employee that doesn't do her job to par. Seriously. With this two directors were fired last week and I know I don't have a title close to that. I have to ask what is going on and why do I need this right now after just getting out of the hospital? I believe the Universe challenges us to make us better but I need a break. I am feeling so worn and tired right now. I just don't know what to do. AND on top of this, I didn't even realize it was Wednesday till I saw Top Chef was on tonight. My stability is gone at this point.

We Three Queens

2009-10-20T22:10:00.000-07:00

Sorry I have not posted for a while but getting out of the hospital and returning to normal life has been a bit of an ordeal. Yes, I am ok, I am taking medication to deal with the "hypercoagulation" and for the most part I have a clean bill of health. I do have some new stuff to deal with cause with the meds I can't eat dark green veggies, and I am more tired than normal. I will not be released to full work for at least three weeks but we are finding the balance in my levels. Other than that, I have two weeks of work to get caught-up on and I have to start sorting out my living situation soon since Nise might be moving soon. I do appreciate all the love I have gotten from my friends, I just realize I am pretty stubborn when it comes to being looked after. Now, I am tired and will be sleeping soon. Love you guys :)

And the Saga Continues

2009-10-12T06:52:00.000-07:00

Well, according to my nurse, the only thing we are waiting for is my coumadin level to reach 2.0. Yesterday it was up to 1.2 and I am waiting on the doctor to come tell me where we are at today. The problem right now is the gentleman I am sharing a room with is having some problems. All night long he kept calling in the nurse and at 5 he started being loud and at one point started banging the trash can against the floor. He got upset with the nurse and removed himself from his bed pan. It was a mess to say the least. I waited for the nurse to get my blood pressure then I hopped into my Cadillac (wheelchair) and started down the hall. I feel a little bad cause I was late for my injection, but I had to get out of here, the toilet is also having some problems as well so maintenance was called and they are fixing it. Lord help me. On a lighter note, Sandy's restaurant on Magazine will be opening-up on Tuesday, she is stressed but excited about it. It is called Sweet Gals and it is located at 1906 Magazine and will be open 7 am till 10 pm Tues thru Sun. Stop by for their soft opening if you get the chance.

***UPDATE*** Sandy's restaurant has to postpone their opening to Wednesday due to technical problems, AND I GET OUT OF THE HOSPITAL TOMORROW!!!!!! Which I was thinking, three square meals a day, watching TV all day long and playing on the computer, maybe I can stay a couple more days....ROFLMAO I am so just joking.

Medical Update

2009-10-10T08:03:00.000-07:00

First-off, I am so tired of these injections in my stomach (lovinox is the injectable blood thinner), but I digress. As of this morning the amount of coumadin, the oral blood thinner, is still too low. They just increased my dosage from 7 to 10 mg. As a result, I suspect I will be here through the weekend, but that is okay with me at this point. I am feeling a lot more stable and content, if not happy about being here. The nurses are great and have been wonderful about checking on me, although I thought nurse Terry was going to spank me last night for walking around on the floor without a wheelchair. But I am keeping my promise to the doctor and not spending too much time walking, just enough to keep me from going insane, well more insane than I already am anyway. Well if nothing else, I hope to be back home by Monday afternoon but still have no idea what restrictions I am going to be under although Will, Charlotte, John and Danny are fully prepared to lock me away or strap me down to make sure I follow orders. I get the feeling they think I am defiant or something and won't follow the doctor's instructions.

Direct Sunlight

2009-10-09T14:07:00.000-07:00

The doctor came in while Will and another friend were visiting and he allowed them to take me to the 4th floor deck and sit in the sun for a minute and have a smoke. I was really more excited about the whole getting out of the room for a few minutes but the cigarette was nice as well. It is funny, after I had it I was pretty ambivalently about it, I think it was more of the whole principle of the thing more than anything. The clots seem to be pretty well dissipating but my red cell count is still a little high so they are going to keep me at least one more night, maybe through the weekend depending on the tests tomorrow and there after. I am just glad I can actually get out of bed a little bit now, although the doctor doesn't want me getting carried away with it. I am glad to comply to restrictions as long as I can have a little bit of freedom. It really does not take much to make a monkey happy ya know.

My House Calls

2009-10-08T23:31:00.000-07:00

So this entire time I have been here, I have been trying to keep calm, focused, and not allow myself to get upset. Well that all went to shit this evening. The reality of quitting cold turkey smoking set-in along with the fact the nurses will not allow me to leave my room at all. I am really feeling caged. This is compounded by the fact that last night they brought in a room mate for me. I have barely caught a glimpse of the man, but I gather he is an older black gentle man suffering from abdominal pains, perhaps with a slight case of dementia or early Alzheimer's. He had little control over his bowels which is not very pleasant but last night his IV kept getting crimped on his arm so every hour or so the alarm would start to sound and for some reason the nurse was taking forever to come fix the problem. Will came to visit me today and in the few minutes he was here he was ready to strangle someone because of this alarm. The biggest problem I am having here is the agitation associated with not smoking and having nothing to alleviate that but also the anxiety of not knowing when I am getting out of here. Every day I have been thinking well I should be able to go home today, but then the doctor walks in and not so much. Today the pharmacist came in and gave me directions on the coumadin I will be taking when I get out. She explained what foods I could not eat, dosage etc. as if I was being discharged, silly me, I thought that was a part of the discharge process until the doctor stepped in and said no. I understand that these kinds of things can be very serious and I am trying desperately to not take it lightly, but I am done with this place. I can not sleep, the nicotine withdrawl can not be good for me, I don't care how bad smoking is for you, and frankly, there is nothing they are doing here that can not be accomplished in the comfort of my own damn bed except for the whole $500/day to feed me hospital food. They claim they are trying to let all the clots disintegrate and narrow down the cause, ironically after 20 of internet research I know exactly what the cause is: dehydration (in part from the hot summer, working so much and going out), low B12 and folic acid counts both of which can be attributed to a poor diet and smoking, and the fact my body produces an abundance of red blood cells (when I was in high school I had to stop giving blood because my blood would clot around the needle and they could never get a full bag). There, I am diagnosed, now send me the hell home!!

And they say there aren't vampires in New Orleans.

2009-10-07T11:14:00.000-07:00

I figured it up and I believe they have now taken 26 vials of blood from me. They have also injected me four times with the anti-coagulant stuff and stuck me altogether 9 times. But I also just got to place my order for food tomorrow, I am not sure if the servers here know something I do not but she did say it will delete if I do go home. I love how they are all so vague about how long I am going to be here and I really hope they understand that even with insurance my co-pay is $500 per day. I also find it creepy that the nurses are having to track my bowl movements. The poor man I am sharing a room with is older and hard of hearing suffering from abdominal pain and the nurse has used every possible slang to see if he has had a bowl movement or not but doesn't seem to understand. Keep in mind, this is really the first time I have ever stayed in the hospital and this is truly a bizarre experience. Oh well, Top Chef Masters is on so it isn't so bad hehehe

Welcome to my World

2009-10-06T14:21:00.000-07:00

So just before my birthday the 2nd, I started having problems with my left leg. The doctor thought it was an infection and gave me antibiotics. It got worse. I made an appointment to see another doctor on Monday he informed me he thought it was a blood-clot and immediately sent me for an ultrasound. It was positive for a blood-clot and so they admitted me to the emergency room at Touro hospital. John and Danny lugged me and and hand held me till they got me into a room and visiting hours ended. Then the nurse came in and informed me the doctor scheduled another ultrasound for the morning and no food or drink, not even my lovely 20 oz Coca-Cola the boys bought me! Well now I have been here 24 hours. I have seen my regular doctor Dr. Scott, a cardiologist, a hematologist, a social worker, and a chapel. The result is as follows from my understanding: I have low levels of B-12 and folic acid coupled with a couple of other odd little things associated with high red-cell counts which is a perfect scenario for a blood-clot. So anyway, that is the long and the short of what has happened. I was hoping to come home tomorrow but now it seems it will be Thursday instead. All I want to do is go home!

Back In New Orleans

2009-09-18T14:29:00.000-07:00

Okay, so I am back in our fair city and I could not be happier. I really don't like traveling in general but especially for conferences. I will spare you all the sorted details of why I did not enjoy Milwaukee but share what happened when I returned. I got back on Tuesday night and went to take money out of my account for a late dinner. The ATM informed me I had insufficient funds which was shocking to say the least. Come to find-out, the hotel charged my debit card for the cost of the hotel which was supposed have been charged to the DDD. I called the next day and they said they would fix it. The day after this, they charged me for a second time bring my over-draft to $1200. Right now I am only $500 in the hole so they have fixed some of it and "assure me" that they will have it all cleared by midnight tonight. Good thing I can give tours or I would be completely broke. Also, my boss gave me a cash front till it all gets resolved. And yes, I was the only person on the trip that this happened too. We have always joked about the dark cloud that follows me. This is just further proof. Evil Hilton...Evil Milwaukee!!!!! I also went through and updated some of my pictures on the picasso site (see link to right). I added some from a couple of shows, my trip to Milwaukee and Crack Whore Ball '07.

Milwaukee Indeed.

2009-09-11T23:44:00.000-07:00

So I made it to Milwaukee. The flights were pretty un eventful for the most part although three in our group of five did not make it the terminal in time for their connecting flight. Fortunately, there was one not long after. Once we all arrived Kurt took us out to dinner which was very nice and then I ditched everyone and took off to the bars here. I have a lot of observations, too many to really list here since I should already be in bed, but I have to say that gay bars in other cities are odd by New Orleans standards. Regardless, I think I have found the couple of bars that will be my home bars while in town. The Triangle and Kruz. The names really do not match their atmospheres but they are pretty cool. Kruz reminds me a lot of Lafittes. Triangle, I am not sure how to describe. The walls are made of tin, the kind of rippled tin my childhood home had on it. The people, are like lantern folk crossed with Flannigan's if you can imagine that. Well I have to be off to bed, check in for the conference is at some ungodly hour that I believe should be banned. Love you all and see you soon.

Lavern or Shirley?

2009-09-10T13:59:00.000-07:00

Decadence is officially over and now i am taking-out to Milwaukee tomorrow for a conference. I will be out of town for five days. I have to say for Aug and Sept to be the slow times of year, I have been rather busy. I hope I have time to explore Milwaukee a little since I have never been there before. With luck I will find some hot bear to show me around. If not, it wouldn't be the first time I explored a city on my own. Right now, we are running around trying to get everything taken care of before we take off tomorrow morning. We are actually presenting at the conference on our code enforcement stuff. Wish me luck!

Old

2009-09-06T02:18:00.000-07:00

Ok I am officially over decadence. My bars are crowded with drunken drama queens and getting a cocktail is more difficult than getting water from a rock. I would also like to take this moment to rant about how I hate strippers on a bar. It bothers me. The idea of someone making a living because they are so "hot" is offensive especially I find most of them to look like they are twelve and with no bodyhair. That is basically a woman with no breasts. I am just saying. But tomorrow is the parade so we will see if things get better.

Decadence

2009-09-05T00:47:00.000-07:00

Decadence is here and there are a lot of guys in town. I am not really feeling it yet but perhaps the next few days will work themselves out. Tomorrow night is the show at JohnPauls was there for a bit tonight but just between man watching at Phoenix.

Laundry, Cleaning, Preparing

2009-08-30T07:28:00.000-07:00

Well I have decided that today will be housework in preparation for Decadence. Things are well for the most part. I went to a couple of shows this weekend and got some good pictures. Tonight is Coca's show at Oz and I want to go to that. Otherwise, there really isn't a lot going on.

Back in New Orleans

2009-08-27T16:03:00.000-07:00

I got back home late Tuesday night after a minor flight delay. Then I got up early for this three day training thing for FEMA I have been going to this week. The first day I did not like, but today was much better. Also, Tim's mom passed the other day so I ducked-out for a bit for the services. It was very nice. Then last night I tag-teamed a tour with Tim. After, we went and had cocktails. Will also called me last night and he just found-out his cousin passed away. I do not think he is taking it well, and this will probably delay his return for at least a couple of days. Tonight I am tour free and think I will go down to the Lantern for RINGO with Sister Mary. What an odd life I live.

Darkness is Coming!

2009-08-23T19:02:00.000-07:00

Tonight I drove up the road to grab a few things from the Shell up the way. Keep in mind, when I say "Up the road" we are talking a 45 minute excursion. I have decided I do not like mountain roads at night so I had on of those horror movie moments where the sun was setting and I was desperately trying to get back before it disappeared. "They mostly come-out at night...mostly." I'll buy you a drink if you recognize that movie line. Today was a lot of fun, we went to the largest arch frame bridge in the Western hemisphere then down to Summerton Lake, it was beautiful, although I did get car sick. These winding roads are killing me! I also got Will setup on facebook as well as blogger, although he has not posted on blogger yet. His url will be http://wilheminaneworleans.blogspot.com I am going to show him how to post tomorrow. Otherwise, we did get the news that Tim's mom passed and the services will be Wednesday from 11-1. Otherwise, things are good and I will be heading back home to New Orleans in just a couple of days. How time flies when you are far away from stress.

West Virginia Theater

2009-08-21T18:03:00.000-07:00

Last night, Will and I went to a play at the Theater West Virginia. It is a fascinating outdoor theater that was initially founded in 1955. The play we saw was Honey in the Rock (first performed at the theater in 1961). The play is really about how West Virginia came into existence during the Civil War. I enjoyed the play but do have to admit there were a couple of things that stuck-out in my mind, some good, some not so much. First, I will say, I have never seen a play with such an enormous cast (total count was 60 on the stage at one time, a staging nightmare I imagine). There were a few lighting and sound issues which I am quick to dismiss as it is an outdoor theater and the actors were able to project nicely their voices across the audience. There were several very powerfully staged scenes, the one that sticks-out most is were the families are placing a series of simple white crosses on the stage, morning their losses. But there was also an element of slap-stick comedy that I feel really took-away from the play. I understand the play was written to be entertaining to a wide range of ages, but the story and the history were sufficient to carry the play in my opinion. The other thing that bothered me slightly is that the play oozed of state propaganda. Now being from Texas I have no right to say anything about state pride. I know Texans are the worst about this, but the play was very WEST VIRGINIA and anti-virginia. Ultimately, there were many economic and social issues that brought about the division of the state and was not because West Virginians had a moral objection to slavery necessarily. They also portrayed East Virginians as all being snooty arrogant elitists. I am not sure I agree with the way the play perpetuates this view point. All in all, I very much enjoyed the play and do recommend it if you get the chance. Just accept that it is what it is.
Otherwise, I am having a good time here in the mountains. Will had to work a double today so I went for a nice little walk around Will's property and I have a great photo I took of a rabbit. The little thing let me get less than 4 feet from it. I also took lots of pictures of the property. They will be forth-coming. Tomorrow, the state fair! Mmmm, corndogs......

Welcome to the Mountains

2009-08-18T17:57:00.000-07:00

Well I got into West Virginia with very few problems. Although since it has been so long since I have flown I was unaware of the new rules. Apparently, you can take a lighter through security now but not a drink. I know the reasons for this but it is just so odd the rules keep changing. I got into Charleston which was amazingly small and Will was at the airport bar (imagine that) waiting on me. We drove the hour back to Beckley, got some groceries then headed up the mountain. I actually got a little car sick from the altitude change, the jet-lag and the VERY winding roads. Yesterday we went shopping all day in Beckly, I thought it would be cooler her so I didn't bring shorts so we had to fix that. Last night we got uber-drunk and called everybody in New Orleans, you know we love you guys. Today we slept in then went to Hinton, WV. It was absolutely beautiful! Hope guys are doing well and I post more in a couple of days. But attached is one of the pics I took today. Will is on dial-up so I will have to wait till I get back to post all the pics.

Going Out of Town

2009-08-11T23:56:00.000-07:00

So next Sunday I leave for West Virginia. One can only hop I will not be linched once I get there. I have to go out of town, I am too tired. There is too much going on.

My Nephew Lakota

2009-08-05T23:40:00.000-07:00

So in the past few nights, I have slept very little. One of my babies (nieces and nephews) have had some serious problems. I have five "kids" Dalton, Leira, Cheyenne, Montana, and Lakota. Well Lakota is 9 and he got bit by a brown recluse spider which can be really bad for a child. So I am a bit worried Our family is hearty to say the least but still. The pics are worrisome.

Working Away

2009-08-04T14:14:00.000-07:00

Well, I am at work and normally I would have time to write on my blog, I am currently covering the front desk so I thought I would post real quick as I have nothing better to do. Today has been a busy, as the past few weeks have been as well. Tim's mom is still not doing well I am sorry to say and I really haven't talked to him much. I am actually covering a few of his tours while he is out. Frankly, this works because the next month is insane. Aug 16-25 I will be in West Virginia the next Friday is the start of Decadence which will carry through to that Monday, then the Thursday after I will in at a week long conference in Milwakee. INSANITY! I guess that is just the price I pay for being so popular! Unfortunately that does mean fewer tours.

Getting My West Virginity

2009-08-01T11:40:00.000-07:00

Well, Virginia at least. I spoke too Will and everything is set for me to go to West Virginia. I leave Aug 16 and will return Aug 25. He is currently working for his friend Devin at the bakery, apparently the new owners needed help which is really good. I have been super busy this week with my boss being out of town and also covering tours. I am still trying to recover from the Lutherans visiting last week. Tim is not doing so well, his mother is back in the hospital and on his way to see her he got rear-ended so his work truck was very damaged. But he will be ok, just keep him in your thoughts. Other than all this, things are going well for the most part. Denise is still getting used to her new job as a sheriff and we just hired two new rangers. I actually saw Brandon and Kevin last night for the first time in forever. Apparently the bitches are far too busy to hang with us any more hehe. Anyway, I will try and post more later. Right now it is raining which makes me want to take a nap, and today I can actually do such a thing.

Vacation Detained

2009-07-25T16:08:00.000-07:00

Well, I spoke to Will today. His granny is out of the hospital doing very well. They got her home and the next morning she had a buffet for breakfast prepared for everyone. The bad news is Will's friend is selling her business sooner than she thought she would, like right now so he is not working as much as he thought so he might be returning to New Orleans sooner than planned. The economy there is apparently not in good shape. As a result, I may not be going up to visit. Will is going to call me later next week and we will see. I also just found-out that I am being shipped off to Milwakee with my job the week after decadence. When once thinks of fun gay places to visit, Milwakee just doesn't make my list, but it is a free trip. Other than that, tours have been super busy, fixing to get ready for one now. 37,000 Evangelical Lutheran Youth can have an interesting impact on a city to say the least.

And We Tell the Tail

2009-07-11T03:17:00.000-07:00

Well I am working a lot, imagine that. Will is doing ok but his grandmom is not. I talked to him tonight and I am glad he went home, he does need to be with his family. On this Friday I will get my flight out to see him. Tomorrow I think I have to get my stuff together, laundry and such. But today Denise and Thomas were pepper-sprayed as part of their sheriff training. I got Denise some ice and ice cream, just tried to make things a little better for her. I realize I have been nasty towards most everyone but I think I am just missing Will and just not happy in general. But this shall pass, I hope :)

Helium Induced Insanity

2009-07-06T00:01:00.000-07:00

So last night was the 4th. We had a great time, Ken came down and I got to hang with Charlotte and Tosh. Will is back at his place in West Virginia. Today he was at a family reunion, will get more reports later. I was on the news the other night for our work on 1630 Canal getting people placed from the hotel that got shut down. http://www.fox8live.com/mediacenter/local.aspx the item is canal street hotel impact. Check it out, I just hope I do not look as gay as I think hehe. Tomorrow, I sleep. I have worked all weekend non-stop basically so I need me time. We will see how that goes. But I also got a pay increase the other week so I can not complain too much, but I probably will. I have noticed that I am much bitchier as of late, I think I am filling the void of Will, which that void can not be filled hehe. I am so glad Essence is over cause there was too much chaos although the crowds were great. I love seeing the city alive, but right now I am tired.

Will is Home

2009-07-04T00:26:00.000-07:00

Will is finally in West Virginia after a trying time. We are glad he is finally content. I will share my own problems later. A long story indeed. hehehe

Things Keep Changing

2009-06-23T18:14:00.000-07:00

So in addition to my friends/co-workers leaving the program, Will's last day at the Lantern will be Monday night. I am really going to miss him, but I have decided that I will definitely be going to see him in West Virginia. But today was pretty good, I had a meeting at City Hall to discuss some issues around downtown,and my new captains are working-out very well. Although now I am supposed to start learning city zoning laws for downtown, which nowhere near as exciting as it sounds. Oh, well, at least my bosses are happy so I am happy :)

Friends of All Time

2009-06-21T02:08:00.000-07:00

The past couple of days, one of my best friends and her super cool sister tracked me down after a couple of years of losing contact. I am very excited about this as I love my super friends from years past. We tend to find our own paths, yet they always intersect :) So Jen and Becca, I expect yall to be new blog followers of mine :) Beyond that, I am personally enjoying the movie Jackie Brown, which I have never seen before, awake well beyond I should be, but it happens. Tomorrow is a private tour which can always be hit or miss, but I should be able to catch Coca's show tomorrow night which I always love. I kind of wish my friends from before could talk to the friends I have now. I feel close to both groups equally, but I think that that conversation would tell a great deal about how I have evolved as a person. I do not like using the whole Katrina thing as a time break but it was pretty significant. Jenny is someone that knows me unlike anyone else, even today but it would be interesting to see how she sees me now. I think I am more assertive and defined on what I want from life. Perhaps she should come visit (hint, hint hehe).

Blood and Chicken Grease

2009-06-17T01:50:00.000-07:00

A story was conveyed tonight that involved chicken grease and blood. It was a fun story in retrospect by the conveyor but that line is the great line for a southern poem (details are available for those poets among us). I have to say, right now, I am very over-whelmed yet again. I just had two shift supervisors hired by the sheriff's department and my boss is going out of town this week. I just pray to Bridget we can get through this all without me screwing-up. I know I have to stand-up but I am so tired and worn, I do not know how this will all play-out. But I do the best I can and that is not enough, then I am not where I should be. With those that want to judge me, I have to say: I do what I can, that is what I have.

Left Work Early

2009-06-10T14:20:00.000-07:00

Well, I was late getting to work this morning and I was hurting so bad, I came back home. I am not sure why after a week and a half I am hurting so bad today. I think I either just over did it yesterday or slept really wrong on it last night. Either way I hurt and my boss is going out of town tomorrow so now is really not a good time for me to be having these problems. We are also apparently having a house guest tonight as well. A friend of my roommate needed a place to crash for the night, he is actually a sheriff. With luck he will be able to make it through the night without being molested by her hehehhe (joking). But Will is also talking about going to West Virginia for a couple of months over this summer as tips are bad and this summer is apparently going to be awful. I have decided if he does go up there, I might try to take like a week off and go up there to visit him. It would be a great chance for me to get out of town for a while, and I am sure Will and I would have a lot of fun just hanging-out with the country folk.

Time to Myself

2009-06-08T23:43:00.000-07:00

Well I have taken a few days off from tours and work, which I needed. My ribs are still sore but I am doing alright for the most part. Tonight I went to my watering hole and saw Emma, Tim, Shelly, Will, Richie, and Manny. I love coming to the lantern and knowing cool people. It doesn't happen enough. We had a great time of laughing and carrying on. Those are the times I enjoy, the things I remember.

From the Doctor

2009-06-06T00:04:00.000-07:00

Well I went to the doctor today and I do have a cracked rib, but he gave me some pills that make the world all better. After, I went for a couple of drinks (which I was quickly informed was against my best interest, but I did any way). As the night progressed, I was also informed that as an adult I should not have a roommate anymore. Apparently, in some bizarre way that makes me less of a person. I want to be very clear about this: I lived alone for the ten years before Katrina, quite comfortably. I choose to live with someone that is very cool and a nice compliment to myself. She is my friend and my confidant, and I challenge anyone to question this. And if any person thinks that it is odd for a gay man to live with a straight woman, I say get over yourself. It is rare that you find a friend that will watch-out for you, deal with your short-comings, and ignore your indiscretions. There is way too much judgment romping about concerning how people should be, or what they should do. I ascribe to being content and happy, which even with my bouts of depression I am very happy with certain things, my roommate and my friends (i.e. my family) are at the top of the list.

My Glasses

2009-06-04T18:46:00.000-07:00

Over the sailing trip I was on I did not mention I thought I left my glasses on the boat. For those of you who know me this is a big deal. I am legally blind and can not wear contacts for too long without having problems with them. As the idiot I am, Larry called me today because he got to the boat and could not find them. I researched my bags and realized I stuck the glasses in a side pocket of my bag. So I have my glasses now. Ironically, I wore my contacts on the trip for fear of loosing my glasses. I left work early today because I was basically falling asleep at my desk. We are doing a lot of work on code enforcement downtown and it is a rather daunting task. I am happy that my role is more monitoring progress and making sure progress is being made as opposed to handling everything myself. I have four rangers handling most of the hands-on work so I get to answer questions, do a little research, and handle the weird stuff that comes-up. Tonight, I am just staying home and trying to pick-up my room as best I can not being able to pick-up much. Although, I am watching Family Guy and was introduced to a rather odd term a "Cleveland Steamer." I will not go into detail about what it means (if you really want to know, look it up like I did but be warned). There are a lot of odd things that people come-up with. Sickly enough, I am curious about the etymology of this term but not enough to delve any deeper. There are somethings that are just a bit too much for me.

Two Posts In a Row

2009-06-02T14:53:00.000-07:00

Since I took an extra day off of work, I thought I would go ahead and do another quick post. I was just surfing the web and realized that the Gay Appreciation Awards will be allowing on-line voting June 9-15. There are just a couple of categories I am going to vote on: bartender of the year and entertainer of the year. I definitely would love to see Coca get entertainer of the year and Will as bartender of the year. If you are so inclined, please take the time and cast a vote. I will try to post again closer to time to remind everyone. Other than that, I think I am going to have to go to the doctor. My left rib cage is hurting really bad now and I want to make sure I didn't fracture anything. Although if memory serves there isn't much they can do for it anyway.

Sailed Away and Made It Back

2009-06-02T00:25:00.000-07:00

Well, I went sailing this past weekend and just got back home today. It was really a good time until last night when I managed to fall off the boat. My right leg is all scratched-up, somewhat deep in a couple of places. The bigger issue is my left ribcage is very tender and I think I may have bruised or cracked something. I am horrifically embarrassed and feel I should not be showing my face anytime soon. But you might notice my slide show is updated from all the things I have been doing this past couple of weeks. You can also refer to my picassa page if you want to see them separated. I also got an email today from an old friend that I used to work with at the rangers. She was kind of shocked to hear I was back in New Orleans and working for the program again. Part of me is a little ashamed that I am not really doing more with my life. I think right now, I am just feeling a little down and it kind of hurts to breath. I guess I really am a tragic mess.

Up Late

2009-05-23T01:01:00.000-07:00

I had a great time tonight. I hung-out with friends (Ken, Will and Jeff). I do have to go into work in a couple of hours for some sort of immediate thing but I am ok with it I think. I just hate working so many days a week. Although my sailing trip to Pensacola will be soon so I can not complain too much. I just really hope I have the money to afford a good time. I think I need it. BTW if anyone has a sleeping bag I can use, I would appreciate it.

Just a Quick Note

2009-05-20T17:24:00.001-07:00

I only have a few minutes before my tour but today has already been a crazy day. I am still working on the parcel by parcel survey database and system. I think we almost have all the bugs worked-out (Thank God!). I have to say I have some really great people working for me, willing to help me pull all of this together. Tonight, I am supposed to have several people on my tour which means I won't get to the Lantern in time for pizza, but I should have money to by my own. Mmmm...I can eat tonight!!! hehehe

It's Alive

2009-05-14T16:28:00.001-07:00

Apparently my internet service provider found the time to finally fix my internet. I am back! Yay!! So today my head almost exploded at work due to the third database I have designed for these people. This one is a parcel by parcel survey of downtown and it makes my head hurt. So I left work early to relax before my tour and defrag. I mentioned going out of town, which can not happen too soon. I will be sailing over to Pensacola, Florida May 29-June 1. I am very excited about this. I have not been out of town since I did this last year and I have been burned-out/depressed for almost 2 months. Also, my friend Ken is coming into town for Memorial Day weekend. I like when Ken visits, it is nice to have someone to hang-out with and run around the quarter. The one odd thing about my life is most of my friends are bartenders and I rarely get to hang-out with them except when they are working. I will also mention that Tuesday was Will's birthday. I didn't say anything before because he really wanted something kind of low-keyed this year for his birthday. Well, that is all for now. Peace.

Still No Internet

2009-05-12T16:08:00.000-07:00

Yes, that's right folks, still no internet. They are saying that it should be fixed by next Monday because they have to get a serviceman out to check the line or something crazy like that. LOther than that, things are going well. My friend Danny and I went yesterday and got my car completely taken care of so after months of dealing with the insurance company, the city and the State Troopers, my car is back road worthy! ROAD TRIP! As if I have time to take. I am actually taking a few days off the week after Memorial Day weekend to go sailing with my friends Larry, Carl, Will, and a few others. I went last year and had a lot of fun, well except for the evil Cujo Dolphins (long story). Otherwise, I am at work right now wearing down the clock, and I think it is just about time to go home.

Internet is Down

2009-04-28T12:42:00.000-07:00

I apologize for not posting for a while but my internet at home has been down and I took sometime off from work to help Will get Donnie J's memorial together. We raised enough money to have him cremated at least and we are very happy about that. Will took the money over yesterday so the arrangements can be made. I have been pretty busy this weekend, running around with Will and of course giving tours non-stop, although I am kind of surprised that the tours have been very small. I would have thought things would have been better than this during Jazz Fest, who knew. Other than that, Tim is doing well and is thinking he wants to move in a month or so he just isn't sure where yet. Also, today is my roomie/friend's birthday! Happy Birthday Hooktris! But things are going well. Just going right along on this thing called life.

Political/Personal

2009-04-16T21:24:00.001-07:00

I know how rumors fly around New Orleans and I certainly do not want to contribute to that so I will convey something that was said to me in passing, not knowing its truth, and simply comment on the emotion it evoked. Early this past morning an icon in gay culture here in New Orleans passed away, for which I am greatly saddened in a way most can not understand. In New Orleans, our family is here, not from here. This is difficult for many to understand but so many of us have been abandoned by our blood family, that we find the comfort in those who know us best. There is a reason we call it "family" in the gay sense. Tonight I heard that Donnie's family was just going to sign his body over to the state. Again, I do not know the truth to this statement as I do not know his blood family, but the idea of this has me rather upset. I have lived in New Orleans for 10 years and Donnie, Marcy, TT, Sabrina, Will, Jeff, Aletha, Glenn, Tim, Coca, Charlette, among a multitude of others have impacted me and fallen into the ranks of family. The idea that those of blood could place me in a suite and sing some archaic dirge over my body and that is how I would be remembered makes me sick. I am not a big fan of gay marriage since I do not like the idea of marriage period. The people we love and know us will know what our wishes are, unfortunately the law does nothing to re mediate this. I am really not one for a soapbox but this just really struck me tonight.

Here we go!

2009-04-14T22:40:00.000-07:00

Well we finally know what is wrong with Tim, he has chicken pox! Unbelievable! He is doing ok but very under the weather. We are also preparing for Donnie Jays birthday party with all the regalia he deserves. My boss is going to be off the next few days so I am doing double time this week and Stan from the tour company is in town so I am going to try and meet up with him. So much to do, so little time. I have tours all this week so I am going to be having 12 hours a day for a while again, I hate that stuff.

Easter is Here!

2009-04-11T16:01:00.000-07:00

I am very pleased that Easter is Sunday and I am going to be riding in the Big Gay Easter Parade on the Golden Lantern's carriage with Will, Brandon, his friend and Charlotte. It should be uber-fun. Tim, unfortunately is very sick right now. I miss hanging out with him. I really hope things come together for him soon. Otherwise, there hasn't been a whole lot going on. Work is going well. Last week I spent almost $2000 on stuff for the program, including uniforms and bike supplies. Things really are going well right now, the only pressing issue is that soon I will have to find a new apartment as my roommate is looking to move out. I hate trying to find apartments. In the past though, I have always lucked-out and just stumbled across something. So if any of you guys hear of something, let me know. All I really need is like a studio or one bedroom, nothing fancy at all. I really just need a place to put a bed and be able to cook so small and cheap is the key.

Post It!

2009-04-05T09:25:00.000-07:00

I apologize for my lack of posts but I have been pretty busy as of late. I am about to start cutting down on my tours as I have been doing too many and am burned-out. Otherwise, things are going pretty well. Yesterday I marched in the PyrateCon parade. I was amazed at how much fun it was. I am learning the rules for being in a parade: pace yourself with your throws! Next Sunday is the Easter parade which I am also excited about because I will be in that parade as well. But as for today, I have to go in and do payroll (ick!) but then I have a tour tonight. Later I shall be free and clear and since Will is working the next two weeks straight, you know where I will be :)

Further Proof that God Hates Me

2009-03-28T11:35:00.000-07:00

So yesterday, I was hanging out on the street with my roomate/co-worker and the street exploded. And no I am not exaggerating. Iberville street literally exploded from underground. Apparently some sort of electrical substation under the street exploded in a fiery disaster. As a result my apartment will not have power again till Moday or so. Fortunately my friend Ken is in town on business and staying at a hotel, the Ambassador actually. So at least I have a place to exist. I swear I have the worst luck! Also, I went to see Glenn's play last night, The Glass Menagerie. AMAZING! But honestly, what else do we expect but something stellar from Glenn. I will post again once I am no longer displaced.

Randomn Post

2009-03-24T22:28:00.000-07:00

Well I am back at work but still feeling tired. I think I got used to sleeping late for my time off but regardless. Glenn's play has met with great reviews from those that have seen it and matter in our community. I had a rather pleasant time talking to visitors both on my tour and at the Lantern where I was chaperoning Will. Not a lot of people out but I hope the next few months will be good. We will see. I am now watching one of my many mindless movies, Jackie Chan, I find him enduring. Not a great actor but he has given the spaghetti western a new life, just my thoughts.

Time Off

2009-03-18T15:48:00.000-07:00

Well, I have been threatening too long enough. I have finally taken a few days off of work. I am very pleased about this but really don't know what to do with myself. We have been trying to deal with my car still and apparently it is going to take several weeks for me to get my new title. I am also going to be riding in the Easter Parade this year which is pretty exciting. Yesterday was St. Patrick's day and we had fun. I got to hang-out with co-workers after my tour and I am considering joining a crew, but we will see if I have the time for it.

Dad is Here!

2009-03-15T13:27:00.000-07:00

Well after my Dad said he couldn't make it, he changed his mind and was able to make it down! I spent most of yesterday wandering around the French Quarter with him, his fiancee Ruth and her brother, his kids and some of hers. They were all a lot of fun. Tonight, I think they might also be taking my tour which should be fun as well. I miss my dad a lot at any given time, but as he and I have discussed, home just isn't where I belong. New Orleans is where I should be.

Sir! Sir! Are you ok? Call 911

2009-03-12T16:16:00.000-07:00

So today was spent in part getting together the First Aid and CPR class for the rangers. One of my employees, Thomas has done an amazing job with all of this material, and I think the classes we are offering will go very well. Nothing too super exciting going other than that, although my father is supposed to be in town over the weekend which is pretty cool. I love my dad, and we always have fun when he comes to visit. It has actually been a while since I have seen him so I am pretty excited about that. I also saw Tosh and Charlette last night and they have started moving into their new home, which is super exciting for them. I just have to remember to get the costume I borrowed from her friends for the MOM's Ball back to her soon. Last night I shadowed Spoke's tour and of course it was very well done, even if she had a surly guest (see her blog). Actually, Tim came along as well so we had the Pink Tour Guide Mafia out in force. I think we should have shirts made!

Will is Back and Your Going To Get Some Liquor

2009-03-09T16:13:00.000-07:00

Will has finally returned from Florida. I am very pleased about this. We got to hang-out a couple of times over the weekend and last night was his first night back at the Lantern. I know he had fun in Florida but we really did miss him here. Tim also came in last night and they are going to be putting his mom into a nursing home in Jackson. So he is going to have to find a new place to live so if you guys hear of anything, let me know so I can pass it along to him. I am also trying my hand at a little matchmaking for Spoke, not something I am good at but we will see how it goes. Man I am glad Mardi Gras is over!!!

Plague Strikes New Orleans

2009-03-01T16:40:00.000-08:00

I am not sure what is going on but it seems that everyone I talk to is sick. The total is up to ten now. I am used to the post-Mardi Gras milais but this is ridiculous. I just hope I don't end-up having a round with it. Updates: Tim is doing well, his mom is still in Jackson and he is getting back into work (although he is one of the sick ones right now). I haven't really heard from Will since Mardi Gras but I believe he will be returning to the Lantern next Sunday. Rick leaves on Wednesday morning. He and his boyfriend George came on my tour the other night then we went out to catch the show at Starlight, one of the first times I have been in there in months. I miss my friends there. Also, I talked to Ken (who is also sick) and he is planning on coming down for the Crack Whore Ball in a couple of weeks, if I can get tickets that is.

Back to Work

2009-02-25T16:48:00.000-08:00

Well Mardi Gras is over and we came-out mostly unscathed. Hung-out with friends yesterday and had a good time, then of course had to return to the grind today. And have a tour tonight, of course. My boss is off all this week so I am hoping when he returns, I will be taking a few days off myself. I am actually not feeling quite as exhausted as I was and really got into the Mardi Gras spirit over the last two days of Mardi Gras, but I am glad it is over and we can take back our city once again. Next up, the Crack Whore Ball!

Balls to the Wall

2009-02-23T16:28:00.001-08:00

I have attended two Mardi Gras Balls this year. The MOM's Ball and the Lords of Leather Ball. Both were quite interesting. The Lords was more pageantry but the MOM's Ball was 3000 people in outrageous costumes getting drunk and such. It was awesome, although I got drunk a little quick and was only there for a few hours. My friend Ken (my personal hurricane evacuation route) has been in town all this time and he and I have had a lot of fun. Last night after the Lords Ball he and I went out in full tuxedos. We looked good BTW :) Will have pics posted soon.

Cleandliness is Next to Godlessness

2009-02-18T22:55:00.000-08:00

Well I cleaned the apartment to night since I have a friend coming in soon for Mardi Gras. Tim's situation is still on my mind since I spoke to him tonight. I can only imagine what he is dealing with. She is a bit better now but I am still worried about him. But, I am so tired right now, I do not think I have ever been this pulled about. But that may just be me :)
I have abandoned Mardi Gras and just want it over, not to be bitter but damn I am more concerned about my friends/family hehehe

Tim is in Jackson

2009-02-15T09:26:00.000-08:00

I just spoke with my friend Tim. His mother is doing very poorly. He is currently in Jackson but may be coming back tonight. She apparently had a massive infection which caused some dilerium that has not subsided. It seems she is rehashing her life from start to finish and only periodically recognizes Tim. Please keep him in your prayers and meditations.

Depressed

2009-02-14T22:42:00.000-08:00

For anyone who knows me, periodically I suffer from depression. This would be one of those days. Valentine's Day. Last night I went out and had a great time, woke-up this morning at a hotel in the bed of two very hot men, one was a muscular/stocky guy with a nice hairy chest. The other, his partner was also very cute. Then for some reason as the day progressed I became depressed. I realize that my life consists for work, going out some and sleeping, but even a night like tonight, I went out for a minute and basically didn't really talk to anyone. I am also late in getting the information into the tour company, the rangers are pestering the piss out of me, and I have got to get a tuxedo sometime before now and next Sunday for the Lords of Leather Ball. I think part of me wants a partner to share the pressures of life with because sometimes, even though I have amazing friends, I feel alone. I also had an epiphany last night that, in general, once I get to know people, I tend not to like them. The exception being the people I can friends. Sorry I am being bitter tonight, but I think we are all allowed a bad night/day.

Bicycle Safety

2009-02-12T23:41:00.000-08:00

So today, my boss walks in and tells me he needs me to do a presentation on bike safety at 2 (keep in mind if was 12:45 and I have never done a presentation like this before). And it is for a class of 20 kindergarten kids. I love my nieces and nephews, but children in general I dislike. I went, gave the presentation, and everything was fine till my boss walked away and I was left with these children, which was not dissimilar to a swarm of locus descending on a crop. But my boss bought me lunch so I can not complain too much. Well I can but hehe.

Willamena Update

2009-02-11T23:16:00.000-08:00

I spoke to Will tonight, he went on a little tour across Florida with various friends and is having a great time. Although, he realizes that he misses the simplicity of bar tending at the Lantern. Apparently, these resort queens have a fancy name for some god awful drink mixtures. Who would ever mix crown, peach schnapps, and kahlua? I am just glad that he is having fun, but not too much fun that he doesn't come back. Is that selfish, wrong? I careless, I like my Willamina. Rick is a good replacement, nice guy and friendly. But not our Will. I am also worried about our Timmy, his mom is having problems. I find myself in a moral conflict: I do not want his Mom to have problems, but at the same time, I see the effect it is having on him. And his sister who is married to a lawyer is bitching about having to help. I am from the school that you take care of your own, so that angers me. But overall things are good :)

Not Shakespeare

2009-02-10T23:23:00.000-08:00

To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock,
In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock,
Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock,
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black bloc

I apologize, I had always assumed for some reason this was Shakespeare. I was wrong. It is actually W. S. Gilbert. We used this line as an annunciation practice in theatre.

Krewe de Viex '09 (for non-New Orleanians that is the first parade of Mardi Gras)

2009-02-08T03:18:00.000-08:00

I wish I could comment on the parade this past evening but unfortunately, I was stuck trying to wrangle tourists for a tour. I pose the question: Who comes to New Orleans and forgoes a Mardi Gras parade for a haunted tour? We had 26 people, more than we have had in the past couple of months. I give-up on understanding the visitor mind-set. I just now know that I will never, ever accept a tour on a night when there is a parade running through the quarter. It is too much chaos. But at least I got to see my sister, wife and fag hag, for a little bit tonight. My muses as they are: mind, body and spirit, and you can figure-out which is which if you know them. Tomorrow, I have to go into work AGAIN to do payroll so it is official I am working too much. Yesterday we completed our Homeland Security training for Mardi Gras. It was very interesting but god-help us if we have to use it.
Right now, I can not sleep yet again so I am watching Lara Croft, which these movies are a little secret love of mine. Perhaps it is because Angelina Joliet reminds me of my sister (inside joke and nothing creepy I swear. I will just let Spoke explain.)

Willamina Strikes Florida

2009-02-04T18:14:00.000-08:00

The reports are kind of sketchy, but apparently this devastating event has not cost anyone their lives, but as I understand, the Red Cross is flying crates of wine to alleviate the impending shortage that will be coming soon.

Seriously, I spoke to Will earlier and he is overwhelmed with how great the condo is and how cool the people at the bar are. He was also a little drunk (imagine that) when I spoke to him. He starts his first shift tomorrow, god save Florida.

Roomie is Sick

2009-02-03T23:44:00.000-08:00

Well my roomie is sick and so I have to have a late night tomorrow. I met the new bartender that is replacing my Will. He seems nice, just have to get him out of his shell. It was nice hanging-out with a barrage of locals giving Will a farewell. I think it might be good for me not to have the Will incentive to go out. I also liked having run into Tosh and Charlette. They will be married soon (Nov 7th) in one of the most outrageous and fabulous events. Something to be seen since it is a bunch of us queers and drag queens putting it on). I only had two people tonight on my tour but they tipped me $20 bucks. Not a bad take in comparison to how things have been. Also Tim's mom is with his sister, so he is feeling less oppressed which is important since his father passed-away. Right now I just need to get some leather garb together before November and take some time off. I am working too much.

Something Different

2009-02-02T13:48:00.000-08:00

Well I didn't post anything yesterday, so I figured I better get caught-up early today. I ended-up not having a tour last night, which I am fine with at this point. The money is good, but I have been working too much so I went to see my most favorite performer, Madam Coca at Oz. She decided to stuff herself with foam and do a "fat chick" number, it was entertaining at least. Then I went over and got cocktailed with the boys at the Lantern. I spend too much time there I guess, but that will change when my Uber-bartender leaves town. Otherwise, I am off of work today, might have a tour tonight, and am just resting and watching TV today. I might try and clean-up the apartment soon but I am feeling pretty lazy.

Unappreciated Work

2009-01-31T23:12:00.000-08:00

I try not to complain about my main job, but today was a nightmare. We were called in to serve a hospitality table today for a small conference of our counterparts from other improvement districts. We served the table and chaperoned a walking tour that included some history about New Orleans. I thought we were done till our super boss called us and asked where we were, to which I responded going home. Apparently, we were supposed to escort people to the reception afterwards that I knew nothing about. I did manage to get our detail cops out there but we had all worked an 8 hour day and since we do not pay time and a half for a days over time, they got no rangers tonight. I feel bad that I could not make this happen, but seriously, what do these people expect from us? I suspect that Monday I will get a firm talking too, but since they did not recognize the work I have done over the past year in my annual review, I am not feeling too guilty in that I did not "make things happen" when someone else dropped the ball. By the way, the walking tour we worked out was great, although they did not recognize that. For those who know me well, realize that I am a bit bitter. I just respect a strong work ethic and try to reward that as a manager whenever possible. One of the things about New Orleans is that work ethic tends to be under rated when it should not be. But alas, I can always go back to computer programming and be stuck behind a desk all day.

On a lighter side, I saw some really good friends tonight, some I have not seen in a while. EZ, who said I can say Glenn, the tugboatcaptain, and a friend from Shreveport. That of course, made my night since the Uber-Bartender at the Lantern was working. God help us when he leaves. Did I mention i have had a couple hehehe.

Another quick note, my roomie calmed me down from my bad day. She is cool, and tolerant of my crazy as I am of hers.

2009-01-31T00:46:00.000-08:00

Another Night

2009-01-29T23:15:00.000-08:00

I am not sure what to write tonight. I have been exhausted for days now and have not only my full-time job but six tours over the weekend. Tomorrow is the big doctor day to see what is wrong with my knee, and, with luck I will have the car stuff figured out next week. I did see a friend of mine tonight that I know loves me but was very aloof. I never really know to handle that. When someone is a friend of mine, they are a friend to the dark bitter end, whether they like it or not so I am learning that not everyone is that way. I, at this point, am just waiting till Mardi Gras is over so I can take some time off and regroup. I think a lot of New Orleanians are at that point right now.

A Little Anxiety

2009-01-28T23:11:00.000-08:00

I am a little worried that on Friday I am going to the doctor again about my right knee (thanks Spoke for the ride there by the way) . Everything I do from work to living in the Quarter depends on my ability to walk, I am afraid of surgery. Let's hope it does not come to that since many of my family members have had surgeries and the results have been questionable at best.

But, I also have a good plan now for getting my car back from the evil city of new orleans. Apparently since my car was totaled a month ago I have to have a new title and new plates. I have never had a car totaled so this news to me, but I am just thinking it is the CofNO bilking me for another $170. I wish I owned a city, apparently there is a lot of money to be made in it that you don't have to give out to anyone or have any real reason for asking for it. Bitter? A little. :)

Humiliation, well sorta.

2009-01-28T00:48:00.000-08:00

I was amused by the Lantern tonight. I was completely humiliated by the fact the conversation turned to a local establishment that is open 24 hours that has had questionable service and many people report getting sick from eating there. During the course of the conversation it was pointed out that an employee from there was enjoying a libation right next to us. Needless to say, I was mortified as I am not one to talk trash about places, but then I quickly realized that nothing I said was inaccurate from my experiences so I refuse to feel too guilty, but the guy was cute and I suspect he will not be talking to me again anytime soon. I know how small of a world it is here in the quarter, but sometimes I forget hehehe. And just as a quick side note: I do not care how in love you are with someone, why do people insist on making-out at bars for 45 minutes or longer? Seriously, if you are making-out with someone, one would think that the next step might progress somewhere else. I do not care if you are gay, straight, or French (joking BTW), get a room, and if you don't have a room be trashy enough to take it to a dark corner or a restroom. But I digress :)

Monday Silly Monday

2009-01-26T17:11:00.000-08:00

Today was an interesting day at work. I woke-up late and wasn't planning on going in then I had an over-whelming sense of panic when I realized with everything going on this weekend, I forgot to submit payroll for my employees! Fortunately, I was able to get it completed quickly and the world was saved. I realize that with working 5 tours a weekend and my regular job sometimes requiring 50 hours a week and 7 days a week, I work too much. Granted, I have been doing this for years, but I am still allowed to complain about it. I also had a run in with one of the tour companies complaining I forgot to make a tour drop on Friday, but considering the chaos this weekend, I am kind of numb to people's complaints. I have come to terms with the fact that I am a good tour guide, and if they want to keep me, they need to give me some slack.

I am a little saddened right now as I realize my friend and favorite bartender will be going out of town for a month starting the first of February (the 3rd to be exact). I am really not sure what I am going to do with myself once this happens. As sad as it is, most of my socializing is limited to the Lantern, but I would not know so many fabulous if I didn't hang-out there (BigezBear for one). Speaking of which, I just found-out I don't have a tour tonight, so I guess it is Lantern time. Got to get in as much time with the Great Bartender before he leaves. Feel free to tell others about my new little blog. I promise I will have some rather profound and scandalizing information posted on here....just as soon as I come-up with some.

First Blog Ever

2009-01-26T00:00:00.000-08:00

Hey folks, I have never had a blog before so I thought I would try something new. Not sure how much I have to contribute, but I will try. A work in progress as it is.